u are talking
ly thinking of
u! Ed Victor
h and
ing you
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have sex with
aisy Waugh
’
australian hack
, on hearing that
pressed by my wife
the birth of our
, said: 'mate, i did
give you just two
dvice : gum boots'.
d, i stayed outside
ry room for the
ll three of our
uentin letts
towards you, walk straight
itative voice. Thanks to my
ne attacks. Jo Chapman.
I
once played Firs, the ancient servant
who dies at the end of Chekhov’s The
Cherry Orchard. The director left me on
stage a long time before the curtain closed and
I struggled to hold my breath for long enough. I
mentioned this to the fine actor Terry Layman and he
gave me the best advice I’ve ever heard or ever will
hear: ‘Keep breathing when you’re dead.’ My God,
have you ever heard better? bernard Cornwell
What's the best
piece of advice
that yo u’ve ever
been given?
Never try to work with
a hangover, get out
of trouble asfast as
you can, and always
remember that one day
you're the cock of the
walk, the next you're a
feather duster.
Piers Morgan
Miss Piggy has
the best relationship
advice: 'Only time can
heal your broken
heart, just as only time
can heal his broken
arms and legs.'
lindsay williams
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